How about this one Stephanie? - An adorable little girl walked into a pet shop and asked... "Excuse me; Do you have any rabbits here?" "We Do." the salesman answered... Then leaning down to her eye level he asked, "Did you want a white rabbit or a fuzzy black rabbit?" She shrugged and said, "I don't think my python really cares!" (OH! Can I get a rim shot please!?...)